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Dale Earnhardt Jr. Will Look Like Superman at Michigan’s NASCAR Race
As difficult as saving the world can be, Superman never had to worry about anyone rubbing his bumper at 200 mph.
Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Donut Debuts At San Diego Fair, Sends Hearts Into Delicious Panic
To paraphrase the late Robert F. Kennedy, some people would ask 'Why put sloppy joe meat into a deep-fried, glazed donut shell?' but Charlie Boghosian asks 'Why not?' Boghosian, known to many fans of fair food (and presumably their cardiologists) as "Chicken Charlie," debuted a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe Donut Sandwich at the San Diego Fair on Saturday...
Watch A Truck Hauling Fireworks Explode Into Ill-Timed Celebration After Hitting A Moose
A truck carrying fireworks struck a moose on the Trans Canada Highway near Wawa, Ontario on Friday morning. The collision caused the vehicle's fuel tank to rupture and catch fire, and you know what happened next. Watch the video above for the impressive display (though the moose probably didn't enjoy it as much)...
Which NBA All-Star Used To Squeegee Windshields For Money?
Pundits might question Carmelo Anthony's shot selection or defensive skills, but they best not doubt the all-star forward's toughness. In a recent interview with WebMD magazine, the New York Knicks' star talked about growing up in one of the toughest neighborhoods in Baltimore...
Nikki du Plessis — Babe of the Day
Nikki du Plessis is a 23-year-old from Pretoria, South Africa. An international model, Nikki has done fashion, lifestyle, glamor and nude modeling both in her native country and the U.S. Having your body celebrated on several continents is something that can really build a resume!
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Braves’ Pitcher Once Put Turds In Teammate’s Glove Because Baseball Players Are Foul
Fans might think that Major League Baseball players — given all the money and fame that they have — would be above, say, pranking one of their teammates by filling his glove with human Hersey squirts. Fans don't know Tim Hudson.
This Weekend in Sports: NBA Finals and the French Open
The Heat and Spurs duel in Game 2 of the NBA Finals, and the French Open crowns its men's and women's champions. Here's what to watch this weekend:
Anne Vyalitsyna — Celeb Crush
A veteran of nine straight Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues, model Anne Vyalitsyna is among the world's most beautiful women. Often known as Anne V (because spelling is a lost art), the gorgeous 27-year-old Russian model has also appeared on the runway for Victoria's Secret, as well as on the covers of 'Vogue,' 'ELLE' and 'Glamour...
Pearl Jam Posts Well Wishes To Mookie Blaylock After His Car Accident
Rock band Pearl Jam posted good thoughts to former NBA all-star Mookie Blaylock online on Saturday after he was involved in a two-vehicle crash near Atlanta on Friday. An early '90's incarnation of Pearl Jam was named Mookie Blaylock as a result of the band's members being devoted NBA fans...
Watch Skateboarders Turn Yankee Stadium Into A Giant Skate Park
True skateboard freaks will skate over anything, even the baseball cathedral that is Yankee Stadium. But if they can look this good doing it, what's the harm, grandpa? Watch the video above to see some major league shredding.
Skaters Brandon Westgate, Dave Willis and Chaz Ortiz of skateboard and apparel-maker Zoo York took over Yankee Stadium recently and filmed themselves skating on benches, rail
Watch a Chase Through ’80s Movies in This Awesome Indie Music Video
If you know anyone who has ever been in a band, you know how awful an independently done music video can be. Hell, if you've seen R. Kelly's 'Trapped In The Closet,' you know how epically terrible professional music videos can be.
Turns out, all bands need to do is hire cinematographer Jim Meegan...
Mayra Tinajero — Babe of the Day
Mayra Tinajero is a model from San Diego. You may remember her as a Maxim Hometown Hotties contestant in 2011. She finished in the Top 10 out of, like, a zillionhot girls. Mayra does promotional, catalog and print modeling and has worked for Falken Tire Corp, Skullcandy, Brammo Motorcycles, Jose Cuervo and many other brands...