Everything that Rocks the River City
Emily Sears — Babe of the Day
Being professionally hot is this Australian import's family business.
Bri Teresi — Babe of the Day
This self-proclaimed "Instagram Queen" has a great sense of humor and a fondness for underboob. Long live the queen, y'all.
Amanda Lee — Babe of the Day
If you think this job is easy, you try to concentrate on writing with dat booty staring you down. It ain't easy.
Courtney Allegra — Babe of the Day
If you've been waiting to see an oiled up, bikini-clad babe give a tongue bath to a Cinnabon -- your prayers have been answered.
Lindsey Pelas — Babe of the Day
Prediction: Every picture on she posts on Instagram will be framed in the Babe Hall of Fame someday.
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
Ola Kowal — Babe of the Day
We couldn't read anything on her website, but body language is universal.
Olya Abramovich — Babe of the Day
This arousing Russian is so hot she could've single-handedly melted the cold war.
Renee Somerfield — Babe of the Day
It's kind of her job to make swimwear look appealing. We can't think of a single person in history that's been better suited for their profession of choice.
These Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Tools May Save Your Relationship
Respect. Compromise. Understanding. That's the old school way to keep your relationship going strong.
College Students Have Invented Cure for Hangovers. Seriously.
Let's drink a toast to these innovators.
Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.