Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Total Dingleberry Tries to Set Ex’s Home on Fire With Cheetos
Revenge is a dish best served...cheesy?
Very Hungry Woman Busted Offering Sex for Nachos
This woman puts the "ho" in "nacho."
Mug Shot for Serial Air Horn Blower Is As Nutty As You’d Guess
If you're the type of guy who repeatedly blows an air horn in the middle of the night, you probably look like this.
Watch 2 German Doofuses Completely Screw Up Tapping a Keg
Germans and beer go together like Germans and lederhosen, which makes what you're about to see that much more surprising.
Wedding Ring Strangles Man’s Penis in Worst Sex Game Ever
A wedding ring should remain on your finger. At. All. Times.
Did You Hear? Doctors Grow Ear on Man’s Arm
Well, here's a human Mr. Potato Head.
What Country Drinks the Most?
Looks like you picked the wrong week to give up drinking.
X-Rated Wedding Photo Is Basically Porn Magic
Getting married is every little girl's dream. A photo like this? Not usually.
Woman Seriously Burned Farting During Surgery
This is one of those stories that's not funny, but is.
Newly-Discovered Insect Has 4 Penises, 414 Legs and, Boy, Don’t You Feel Inferior
Good luck finding pants for this guy.
Doofus Woman Gets Equally Doofus Boyfriend’s Name Tattooed on Forehead
This woman's love for her boyfriend is written all over her face.
Man Divorces Wife of 2 Hours Because of Snapchat Snafu
You gotta be careful what you share on social media.