It baffles me that Blake Shelton is the "Sexiest Man Alive" this year according to People magazine. I mean, how hard did you look?

I don't understand how this man is the "Sexiest Man Alive". I mean look at the picture. It looks like they had to over-photoshop it to force us to believe "Yes, this man is possibly semi-attractive, in an 'I'm made out of plastic like a Ken doll' way."

And I'm not the only one who feels this way:

Kit Harrington
Idris Elba
Sebastian Stan
Joe Manganiello
Jason Momoa