You Sir, Park Like A Bag Of Douche

Yesterday, I snapped this while leaving a local store. Who parks like this?

Okay I can understand not wanting to get scratches and stuff, but that's why you park in the back of the lot.

You don't take up three spots with your hulking SUV that's already going to be a pain to park around.

Its 2011, where's my freaking flying car already?