What Happened With The Rapture? I Overslept…

Judgement Day was to have been this past Saturday.  Guess I missed it, or maybe that douchebag was wrong and created a stir for no reason.  Harold Camping, the root of the whole controversy, gave a very brief statement to the press saying that he has no idea why the Rapture did not happen. Apparently, he's now saying he was off in his predictions by 5 months. He claims that May 21 was the "spiritual" judgement day, when the entire world underwent Christ's judgement on who to save on the REAL rapture date. The said rapture is now moved to October 21^st.  I heard it’s always better the 2^nd time around!