What Are Your Halloween Fears? This Is Not To Be Taken Seriously BTW

All Halloween seems to be about collecting candy and adults dressing up in creative costumes,  going to Halloween parties and getting plastered. (Please don't drink and drive.  Here's some Halloween tomfoolery some of which may come true.  Pick one of ours or, at the bottom of the page make your comment on your choice,  or enter your own answer.  This is 'Merica dammit. Free Speech rules, so don't be shy, tell us what you think