Top Ten Things Rumored To Be In Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape

On Wednesday, TMZ reported that legendary wrestler, Hulk Hogan is featured in an apparent sex tape. They claim the video features Hogan with an unidentified brunette doing the Nasty No DQ Match. While the sex tape is currently being shopped to several porn companies by a third party (most likely Eric Bischoff), we have compiled the top ten things rumored to be included in the Hulk Hogan Sex Tape.

10 - All of Hogan's dirty talk starts with, "Well you know, Mean Gene..."

9 - At his age, it takes a lot more training, prayers, and especially vitamins to "Hulk Up"

8 - We find out in the tape that his "24-inch Python" talk was grossly exaggerated

7 - Hulk wears a bandanna to cover his bald head, and so does the "Little Hulkster"

6 - She gets frustrated because Hulk only knows 3 moves

5 - Much like his opponents over the years, he never lets her be on top

4 - As he "gets close" he begins to shake his head until he finishes by pointing at her and shouting "YOU!"

3 - He confuses the girl because instead of her name, he screams "Brother"

2 - When he says, "What'cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild all over you?" She says, "Grab a towel."

1 - When it's over, he says to her the one thing people have been saying to him for years, "That was fake!"