This conundrum is Evansville's biggest mystery since 'who the f*** put stoplights on the Lloyd?' And it came to us thanks to EvansvilleWatch

In what could be one man's Christmas, a concerned citizen called in to central dispatch - and what the citizen told them was 'alarming.' EvansvilleWatch reported Sunday evening that the caller found a mysterious hole dug in his or her yard. And that hole will filled with a plethora of adult entertainment.

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I have heard of sinkholes appearing in other cities, but never a hole filled with that. The location of the porn hole was not given, but I think this could be a great tourist trap. Onlookers will come from miles around to gaze upon the Great Evansville Porn Hole.

Was this a random occurrence? Or can we expect a serial porn hole digger? If that is the case, someone should alert this dude about something we like to call 'the internet.' There's tons of it for free on there!

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