sexuality

For some, the thought of being “sex positive” may sound more like a counter culture of promiscuous flesh fiends infecting every willing partner with a vicious strain of Siamese jungle clap rather than what it actually is – just having a strong and positive outlook towards bumping uglies, knocking boots, beatin’ cheeks, doing the no-pants-dance, muff-humping, or just simply having sex.

Well...I never. It's not like some bored folks in charge of fare for children would ever do something like this. Or this.