So I literally have no clue what is going on with Manti Te'o. Apparently the Notre Dame football player had a fake girlfriend who died of lukemia (why does this sound like the bad set up for a Adam Sandler film). However I'm lucky the Taiwanese have sorted it all out for me.
I know there is very little local interest in the University of Miami (the one in Florida, yo) but the allegations this institution is facing are staggering and involves many well known players currently in the NFL.