Flying used to be a classy adventure. You'd wear a suit, sit in a comfortable armchair-like seat, light up a cigar, and end up at your destination before you finished your third Jack and Coke (which was served by a smoking hot flight attendant).
Flying sucks. Can we just finally admit it? While cavemen dreamed of soaring with the gods, the reality is we're crammed in a tube fighting over armrest space with a stranger.