Luck

This is some S#!t from Final Destination! At the end of the day, this guy is lucky to be alive and he should probably go buy a lottery ticket if any of that luck is still hanging around. Source: ABC11

Last week I was excited. You see, I had FINALLY remembered to bring this sweet buy-one-get-one free coupon to a local restaurant. When I go to pay for my order and hand over the coupon, it had been expired for over a week. So I was cheated out of my freebie.