holidays

How About Decorating Your XXX-Mas Tree With Pornaments?
How About Decorating Your XXX-Mas Tree With Pornaments?
Christmas is a special time of year, especially if you are cool enough to put up a XXX-mas tree, decorated with this extremely Hustler-esque collection of holiday ornaments from those filthy bastards at the Dirty Flirty Novelty Company. Unfortunately, my editors will only permit me to show you some of the more R-rated pornaments available on the site, but you damn well better know that in addition
Tonight Is Festivus
Tonight Is Festivus
If you're not a huge fan of the the pressure and commercialization of the holidays, then today is truly the the holiday for you. Or as Frank Costanza would say 'A Festivus for the rest of us!'.