James Blight of Haines City, Fla. told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and couldn't remember what he had be up to. Turns out, he stole a bulldozer and dug Biden signs out of people's yards - and ran over some poor woman's fence...
When he finally realizes he's actually biting into a raw potato the look on his face is priceless.
"This tastes bad." Hahahaha! Yeah bud, it probably does, because it's a raw freaking potato.
His little pout when they finally tell him is probably the best part of this video...
A Revolutionary War re-enactor is in big, bigggg trouble after he showed up to a middle school with an empty bottle of vodka in his shirt pocket.
Source: CBS BOSTON
Being a mom is a tough job hand's down. You're the go-to person when your better half tells the kids "I don't know, ask your mom". You're a chef, a chauffeur, a receptionist, and a myriad of other titles. But sometimes, mama has got to cut loose.
Flying sucks. Can we just finally admit it? While cavemen dreamed of soaring with the gods, the reality is we're crammed in a tube fighting over armrest space with a stranger.
Its one of the reasons I could never be a bartender, drunk people act like children (it explains why a lot of my former bar-tending friends are now teachers). And there is nothing like a toddler-esque meltdown to make you question the legality of assault.
It never fails you go to your favorite local bar and they're having ANOTHER karaoke night. In order to enjoy your tasty beverage you have to suffer through a herd of drunk sorority girls belting out "Call Me Maybe". Perhaps you think you can have some peace at home.
One Murdock FL resident ended up in jail after repeatedly calling 911. He was drunk, and upset, that a strip club denied entry to the friend he brought along. The reason, 'his friend' was a kitten.
You cannot even begin to make this stuff up. A Fort Wayne man was thrown in jail after strapping four kids to the hood of his vehicle, while making a run to the liquor store.