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Geauga County Sheriff’s office broke up an Amish barn party, which is surprising because who knew that the Amish partied?
Source: FOX 8

This husband fitted an engine onto an Amish buggy because what else are you supposed to do when social distancing?
Source: YouTube

Sporting a mullet post-1994 should be a crime, but apparently forcibly getting a haircut from a guy named "Mullet" can be a federal case.