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If we ever have to chisel into our homes, we are moving. No questions asked. Source: ABC10

This guy started a business that kills bed bugs in homes, but now has a new business model focused on cars. He says he cleans 5 to 10 a week. Source: WFAA

Thieves smashed into this guy's car window, but they didn't steal his cell phone, laptop, or wallet...nope. They went for...the dog?! Source: ABC7

Students and parents alike are pissed for how this announcer prefaced announcing the names of players before a game. Just in case anyone was wondering, this is not how you do it. Source: ABC