New Red Band Deadpool Trailer Is Super Awesome and Super NSFW (video)

Deadpool, the OTHER jolly guy in a red suit that wants you to sit on his lap all the time, just gave us the best Christmas present ever: a super new and super NSFW Deadpool trailer.

Deadpool has been doing his own 12 Days of Christmas (aptly titled "The 12 Days of Deadpool") and on each day 20th Century Fox has released Deadpool posters, teaser videos, and even personal video messages from the big D Man himself. All leading up to the 12th Day of Deadpool, where we were promised a brand new trailer. And they did NOT disappoint.

Not only did we get the trailer we've all been waiting for, but it's a RED BAND trailer! Which means it's full of all the R-rated Deadpool goodness we love. But not only that, we get to see Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Ajax, and Angel Dust in action! And more of Morena Baccarin's gorgeous face! And more plot! And more action! And...*sniff*...and it's all just so beautiful.

Now get your kleenex ready because it's a real tear jerker. And by "tear jerker" I mean that I laughed so hard I cried.

(Also, did I mention it's NSFW? Because it's SUPER not f***ing suitable for work...or small children...or innocent ears...or, like, super religious people who get easily offended by naughty words...or your Great Aunt Ethel...unless she's into that kind of stuff...The 70s were a wild time, Ethel, no one blames you for having a little fun...)

"You're probably thinking 'This is a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a f***ing kebab!' Surprise. This is a different kind of superhero story..."