If Men Are Pigs, Then That Explains “Baconlube”

Women have called men 'pigs' for years. Now, they can get piggish too with this new product "Baconlube" This is not a joke. Here's the press release about it.

J&D’s Foods is pleased to announce the launch of baconlube! Yes, the world’s first bacon-flavored personal lubricant.

J&D’s baconlube™ is water based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils. baconlube is like the McRib of sex - it’s delicious, makes men crazy, is here for a limited time and is in short supply, so don’t miss out. We only made 3,000 bottles of this pork flavored nectar and it’s available starting Tuesday November 14th at www.baconlube.com for $11.99 – just in time to make for a very happy holiday season.

FACT - People are passionate about bacon. According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Foods, Canada’s market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon. Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of life’s greatest pleasures again. So you’re welcome Canada, you’re welcome - we’ve got your back.

If you like to Keep It Sizzlin' we’d love for you to be one of the first anointed with baconlube. If you’re interested please email us at passthebacon@baconsalt.com and be sure to include your address and contact info.

Thanks again for your continued support of the hot greasy bacon-y arts,

www.jdfoods.net

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