If It Was Only As Easy As Smelling A Perfume

Unfortunately, as men, we've all been there. Our buddies warned us. It went against our better judgement, but we all thought this time would be different. Of course I'm talking about dating bat s*** crazy women.

In a rare 'hit' for SNL, they did an ad for 'Red Flag' perfume. You know those flags like, "All my ex-boyfriends are jerks" or she tells a story about destroying her competitor at work. Or in the case of my crazy ex, flipping out because you haven't switched your relationship status from 'single' on Facebook.

Too bad you have you wait for the verbal and visual cues, and not the odor. What do you think a 'red flag' would smell like?

I imagine it as a mix of sweat and desperation, mixed with a 'notice me complex'.