Better Know a DJ: Chynna’s Weaknesses

Here are 5 weaknesses of mine that you can feel free to use against me to get what you want.

5. Time travel shows.

I don't know why, I just really like history related stuff and time travel shows are like crack for people who love history. Because it is ALL the history.

Doctor Who, Timeless, Legends of Tomorrow, you name it. If they travel through time, I LOVE IT.

4. Italian Food.

The #1 reason why my diet is failing is my love of Italian food. I don't know why I like it so much, I just do. The strange thing is, both sides of my family are German...but I HATE German food. I am the black sheep of my family, food-wise. But I don't regret a damn thing. Because pasta is delicious. I can just smell an Italian dish and know what's in it. You know what I smell when I get a whiff of German food? Regret and sausages. Nein danke.

3. Fuzzy Things.

I have no self control when it comes to fuzzy things. Blankets, clothes, animals, if you're fuzzy I'm touching you.

If I see a fuzzy blanket at Wal*Mart, it's gettin' touched.

I can't go to Humane Societies because I would be there ALL day petting EVERY. SINGLE. ANIMAL.

You have a party you want me to go to? I don't know. I'm just so tired after a long day at work- You have a cat? What time is the party? Can I come over early to pet the cat?

I go to the Vincennes Rendezvous every year. The first tent I always go to? Fur trappers. Am I sad that these are all from dead animals. Yeah. But also, I am in fuzzy heaven.

When I was little I use to go to Garvin Park and try to feed the squirrels because I wanted to pet them.

One day a fuzzy thing is going to bite me and I'll get rabies, but until that day I will continue talking to the trash pandas that live in my apartment complex's dumpster with no shame.

2. Karaoke.

Yes. I'm one of those people. I just can't say no...

1. PETER PAN

I have a bit of an...obsession with Peter Pan.

Not like an "Oh, Peter Pan is my favorite Disney movie!" obsession. More like an "it's starting to take over my life" obsession.

You see those two pieces of tape? That space between them? ALL Peter Pan shirts. Well, the ones that aren't in the laundry right now...

I don't even wear or use half of this stuff...I just...HAVE it...

You know what bothers me? The fact that I only have ONE Twins. How can you be a "Twins" with just ONE???

And yes, that IS my graduation cap.

And that only covers about half of it. I have sweaters, underoos, lanyards, leggings, notebooks, pens, pencils, pillow cases, pocket watch, sunglasses case, CD's, stickers...My phone back ground.

It's...I....I have a problem, okay?