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Louisville In Final Four After Beating Duke, 85-63 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Louisville overcame a horrifying injury to one of its players and beat Duke in the Midwest Regional final on Sunday to advance to the Final Four.
(1) Louisville 85, (2) Duke 63
Russ Smith scored 23 points and top-seeded Louisville shook off a gruesome injury to one of its players and routed second-seeded Duke, 85-63, in the 2013 NCAA tournament's Midwest Regional final in Indianapolis on Sunday...
Michigan In Final Four After Routing Florida, 79-59 — 2013 NCAA Tournament Scores
Michigan beat Florida on Sunday in the South Regional final and joined Wichita State and Syracuse in the 2013 Final Four.
Tim McCarver to Retire From Broadcasting After 2013 MLB Season
After 34 years of broadcasting baseball games, analyst Tim McCarver said Wednesday that he would not seek a new contract with Fox when his current deal ends after the 2013 season.
Urine-Powered Video Games Coming to Minor League Park
Interested in pissing away your summer? Head to a Lehigh Valley IronPigs game.
NASCAR’s Denny Hamlin Out 6 Weeks With Fractured Vertebra
Driver Denny Hamlin will miss at least six weeks of the 2013 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series circuit after suffering fractured vertebra in a crash on the last lap of Sunday's race at Fontana, California.
Daniel Hudson’s 2013 Topps Baseball Card Features Picture Of Him After Injury
Arizona Diamondbacks pitcher Daniel Hudson will never forget blowing out his elbow during a game against the Braves in Atlanta on June 26 of last season.
Obama Picks Indiana in Office NCAA Pool, and He’s In Charge of Drones, So Let’s Just Declare Him the Winner Right Now
President Barack Obama finally addressed the question that has perplexed the entire nation for day: Which teams will make the Final Four? Obama chose Indiana, Louisville, Ohio State and Florida to advance to the national semifinals of the 2013 NCAA Tournament in Atlanta...
You Know What This Minor League Baseball Game Needs? Milkshakes Made With Beer
How does a minor league baseball team plan to get all the guys to the yard this summer? Milkshakes, made with beer. You said baseball? Don't be dumb.
Yo Adrian! Let’s Buy the ‘Rocky’ House In Philly
Why continue to live in that crappy apartment when you can buy the South Philadelphia home Rocky and Adrian moved into in "Rocky II?"
2013 NFL Free Agency Report — Jake Long and Greg Jennings Sign With New Teams
After the first few days featured heavy activity, NFL teams signed free agents at a slower pace this weekend. Former Miami Dolphins tackle Jake Long agreed to a four-year, $34 million deal with the St. Louis Rams late Sunday, while former Green Bay Packers wide receiver Greg Jennings inked a five-year contract with the Minnesota Vikings on Friday...
Redskins QB Kirk Cousins Drug Tested at Grandmother’s House
Random drug testing is a fact of life for NFL players, but you'd think that certain places would be off-limits to the league's pee police. Nope! Washington Redskins' back-up quarterback Kirk Cousins tweeted that he was drug tested while at his grandmother's house this week...
2013 NCAA Tournament — Louisville, Kansas and 11 Other Teams Win Titles, Reach NCAA Tourney
Fourth-ranked Louisville won the Big East tournament title with a second-half comeback on No. 19 Syracuse, 78-61, while No. 7 Kansas defeated in-state rival No. 11 Kansas State, 70-54. Both teams were among 13 schools to claim automatic bids to the 2013 NCAA tournament...