Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Woman Comes Home to Find Burglars Doing the Nasty on Couch
This isn't the kind of homecoming anyone wants.
Desperate DMV Worker Caught Using Database to Get a Date (Spoiler: He Didn’t)
We may now why it takes so long to do your business at the DMV.
Who Would You Most Like to Punch in the Face?
Well, this is certainly a mean question.
Don’t You Just Hate When a Truck Runs Over Your Head?
You could say things came to a head during this fight.
Flustered Dog Is Totally Beyond Atrocious at Hide and Seek
This energetic pooch can't see what's right under his wet nose.
More Than Just Slightly Deranged Woman Stabs Male Roommate for Denying Her Sex
This probably wasn't the long object this woman hoped to be handling.
Watch Creepy Clowns Be Uber-Creepy and Never Sleep Again
Your fear of clowns is not going to get better anytime soon.
Raise a Glass and Toast This City’s Brilliant Beer Pipeline
Not since the invention of the six-pack have we seen an invention so darned cool.
The Dreaded ‘Friend Zone’ Now Has Its Very Own Logo
You can let the whole world know you're disenchanted relationship status.
94-Year-Old Man Who Probably Shouldn’t Be Driving Charged With Drunk Driving
What's the only thing scarier than a 94-year-old man behind the wheel? How about a 94-year-old drunk man behind the wheel.
Mom and Son Have Sex and, Yup, This Doesn’t End Well
Who's your...mommy?
Couple Learns Painful Lesson Why Plastic Bags Don’t Make Good Condoms
This is the complete opposite of safe sex.