Adam Driver and Stephen Colbert Read the Community Calendar of Mishawaka, Indiana (video)

Did you know Adam Driver was from Indiana?? I had no idea! He's from a tiny town called Mishawaka, near South Bend, and apparently they have a bar that's never open.

"Inner tubes and toboggans are not permitted. Do you hear that, CHAD?? Keep your damn toboggan out of Baugo Creek! If I catch you down there with a sled, zipping around like a maniac and endangering those precious children, next month they'll be identifying your skull at Bendix Woods County Park!!!"

*"Community Calendar" starts at [1:30]*