Today’s SuicideGirl is Yesenia, a 27-year-old from Florida who gets hot when she sees a guy with messy hair and calls Larry David a personal hero. Pretttty, pretty good.

NAME: Yesenia Suicide

AGE: 27

LOCATION: Florida

OCCUPATION: Cicerone Certified Beer Server, Suicide Girl, artist.

CURRENT CRUSH: My girlfriend, Praesepe Suicide.

BODY MODS: 8 tats and a few piercings.

HEROES: Larry David

GETS ME HOT: Educated men with messy hair that smell good.

FAVORITE POSITION: Hmmm….

FANTASY: A logical world.

SIGN: Taurus.

MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: When I lost my faith and realized how “real” life is, and how “real” death is.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: To a guy who lives on a sailboat.

MY KINK FACTOR: I’m old-fashioned.

INTO: The simple things in life.

NOT INTO: Spiders and stamp collecting.

MAKES ME HAPPY: Good stories, thunderstorms, banjos, historic places, craft beer.

MAKES ME SAD: Pollution, war, poor education, selfishness and bad manners.

HOBBIES: traveling, painting, storm chasing.

5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Passport, rose water, books, my eye sight and warmth.

VICES: You.

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