"The person with a full facial tattoo makes well thought out decisions," said no one ever. Now I know I may catch some flak about that statement, but the following story doesn't help the opposition.

The short story goes like this. Girl meets boy online, then in person. It was love at first sight. 24 hours later her face is covered with a tattoo of his name.

Lesya Toumaniantz is a 19 year old Russian woman who met her boyfriend, Rouslan Toumaniantz (she has already taken his last name), in an online chat room. Showing she has good judgement, Lesya decided to meet him in person.

Lesya seems to have bucked the trend of modern dating, and did no online "stalking" about her internet boy toy. A short internet search of Rouslan reveals that last year he was almost sued by a Belgian woman who claimed he tattoo'd 56 stars on her face while she was sleeping. She later retracted her claim, saying she made it up because her father was mad she got the stars on her face.

Lesya now has "Rouslan" tattoo'd across her face in 5-inch high gothic letters. I'm sure that's going to be a very interesting story for the grandchildren down the road (although I can't wait to hear the females of my generation explain 'Tramp Stamps' to their grandkids).

“It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body,” Lesya said on a post on Gawker.

Lets hope you plan on being with that dude for awhile. Otherwise your dating field just got narrowed down to dudes name Rouslan, who are in to facial tattoos. Good luck with that future eHarmony profile.

(Hypervocal)