When Manscaping Goes Wrong – Our New Guy Might Have to Start Drawing On His Facial Hair

Hello GBF! My name is Brandon and I'm new here. I've been plucked from online obscurity to entertain you without cursing profusely and keeping the boobs and butts conversation to a minimum.

I live in Evansville, have two kids, two cats, a redheaded wife and she has a big yellow dog that always seems to be in my way. His name is JACK SIT DOWN! I love many different kinds of music and especially metal that falls on the heaviest end of the spectrum. Cookie monster music as some say. Big fan of The Acacia Strain. Don't call him Vince.

So look at this pic of me and see if you notice anything:

Lack of eyebrows? I was doing a bit of manscaping with my beard trimmer, and I decided I needed to hit my brows while I was at it. Like a dolt, I set the trimmer to a short short setting like that dwarf from the movie Willow and buzzed away. And SHIT, I look like an alien now. Live and learn.

However I will staunchly defend manscaping because lets face it fellas, no one really likes unkept hair on your face, back or sack. Shit is gross. Keep it tight.