Typographic Chess Set Perfect For Guys Too Dumb to Remember the Names of Chess Pieces
Chess is a game played by intellects. Fine, morons play too, but you can spot those dudes based on the names they give the chess pieces. "Imma take my horsehead and get up all in your lady piece. Horse dong kid!"
This typographic chess set is ideal for players new to chess and people too dumb to remember the terms rook, king and the little castle piecy. The pieces are based on typeface Champion (Lightweight) created by Hoefler Frere Jones and there are only 50 sets available for just $440 dollars.
Maybe you better stick to checkers. The red and black is easier on your brain anyway.