I've had my car vandalized.  I've had people hit n run my car in a parking lot, but I have never had my car stolen.  It's not because I drive a sh*tty car. It's because I have two pit bulls in the back seat.

The National Insurance Crime Bureau (NICB) released their annual “Hot Wheels” report and according to their list, here's what thieving bastards in Evansville are most likely to steal

1994 Chevrolet Pickup (full size)
1999 Ford Pickup (full size)
1995 Oldsmobile Cutlass/Supreme/Ciera
1996 Buick Century
1997 Chevrolet Pickup (small size)
2003 Chevrolet Impala
2003 Ford Taurus
1997 Dodge Pickup (full size)
1991 Buick Lesabre
1997 Pontiac Grand Prix

Source: NICB

I guess all those cars are desirable or just easy to steal.  Notice what isn't on the list...The Smart Car. Maybe it's smart enough to outwit the thieves.