I'm a male in my mid-30's.

The boys at Cinemassacre (one of my favorite websites) are in the same demographic.  We loved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles growing up.  Of the things I vividly remember:

1. April O'Neil was hot

2. Donatello was smart

3. The Turtles, mainly Michelangelo, liked some really weird pizza combinations.

With that final point in mind, I give you the following video.  Turtle. Power.

(word of warning, there is some naughty language)