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Thoughts I Have At The Evansville Wal-Mart

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A current trending topic on Twitter is #ThoughtsAtWalmart and I decided to share a few of the thoughts I have when visiting my local Wal-Mart.


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paljoakim / Flickr
1

Firearms, Alcohol, and Tobacco all in one place? God Bless America!

 
 

Now the real challenge is to see how I can use all three LEGALLY before I get home!

 
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proisraeli / Flickr
2

Is that a group of feral children, or do they belong to someone?

 
 

You can visit Wal-Mart at noon or at 3 in the morning, and you will find a roving group of youngsters. I imagine in about 20 years we'll hear stories about children who were abandoned and grew up in a Wal-Mart Supercenter.

 
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clementine gallot / Flickr
3

So you just paid for $400 of groceries with food stamps, and now you're climbing in to a Escalade.

 
 

...now excuse me as I pay cash and climb in to my 2004 Pontiac Sunfire.

 
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Wonderlane / Flickr
4

There are cash registers from wall to wall, yet only two are open?

 
 

And I'm pretty sure this place is staffed by a small army. Do you think you could throw a few of them on register?

 
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Mosman Library / Flickr
5

You can barely operate your cell phone, but yet you chose to use the self check out.

 
 

You're probably still using AOL dial-up at home too. Please step to the side until you have mastered paying your bills on the internet.

 

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