Thoughts I Have At The Evansville Wal-Mart
A current trending topic on Twitter is #ThoughtsAtWalmart and I decided to share a few of the thoughts I have when visiting my local Wal-Mart.
Firearms, Alcohol, and Tobacco all in one place? God Bless America!
Now the real challenge is to see how I can use all three LEGALLY before I get home!
Is that a group of feral children, or do they belong to someone?
You can visit Wal-Mart at noon or at 3 in the morning, and you will find a roving group of youngsters. I imagine in about 20 years we'll hear stories about children who were abandoned and grew up in a Wal-Mart Supercenter.
So you just paid for $400 of groceries with food stamps, and now you're climbing in to a Escalade.
...now excuse me as I pay cash and climb in to my 2004 Pontiac Sunfire.
There are cash registers from wall to wall, yet only two are open?
And I'm pretty sure this place is staffed by a small army. Do you think you could throw a few of them on register?
You can barely operate your cell phone, but yet you chose to use the self check out.
You're probably still using AOL dial-up at home too. Please step to the side until you have mastered paying your bills on the internet.