Thoughts I Have At The Evansville Wal-Mart
A current trending topic on Twitter is #ThoughtsAtWalmart and I decided to share a few of the thoughts I have when visiting my local Wal-Mart.
Now the real challenge is to see how I can use all three LEGALLY before I get home!
You can visit Wal-Mart at noon or at 3 in the morning, and you will find a roving group of youngsters. I imagine in about 20 years we'll hear stories about children who were abandoned and grew up in a Wal-Mart Supercenter.
...now excuse me as I pay cash and climb in to my 2004 Pontiac Sunfire.
And I'm pretty sure this place is staffed by a small army. Do you think you could throw a few of them on register?
You're probably still using AOL dial-up at home too. Please step to the side until you have mastered paying your bills on the internet.