A current trending topic on Twitter is #ThoughtsAtWalmart and I decided to share a few of the thoughts I have when visiting my local Wal-Mart.

  • 1

    Firearms, Alcohol, and Tobacco all in one place? God Bless America!

    Now the real challenge is to see how I can use all three LEGALLY before I get home!

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  • 2

    Is that a group of feral children, or do they belong to someone?

    You can visit Wal-Mart at noon or at 3 in the morning, and you will find a roving group of youngsters. I imagine in about 20 years we'll hear stories about children who were abandoned and grew up in a Wal-Mart Supercenter.

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  • 3

    So you just paid for $400 of groceries with food stamps, and now you're climbing in to a Escalade.

    ...now excuse me as I pay cash and climb in to my 2004 Pontiac Sunfire.

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  • 4

    There are cash registers from wall to wall, yet only two are open?

    And I'm pretty sure this place is staffed by a small army. Do you think you could throw a few of them on register?

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  • 5

    You can barely operate your cell phone, but yet you chose to use the self check out.

    You're probably still using AOL dial-up at home too. Please step to the side until you have mastered paying your bills on the internet.

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