There is nothing better than catching your favorite movie. Especially if you are like me and prefer them R-Rated and full of the "Queen's Language". Assuming the queen is a drunk sorority chick (hello, Kate Middleton).

If you are flipping through the usual offerings on basic cable you might notice the special way they edit movies. Rather than using the bleep-button, they change the word to a random noun.

So Samuel L. Jackson's famous line from Snakes On a Plane becomes, "I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes, on this Monday to Friday plane." Stay classy.

The video does contain the original scenes complete with f-bombs, so consider this Not Safe For Work.

(guyspeed.com)