Oxford Dictionary

First of all, I had NO IDEA what ZOMG even meant, and now that I do, I have NO IDEA why it belongs in the dictionary! Apparently someone, somewhere decided that because we use these terms and phrases in the cyber world, and we spend so much of our time hanging out there, that they deserve a place of honor on the English Dictionary...

I'm not talking about that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine gets in trouble for dumping all the 'muffin-stumps' at a local food pantry. I'm talking about when people try to wear pants two sizes too small, and their 'keg' boils over the top of their jeans.