A Ohio man was arrested for public masturbation, after police caught him having his way with a teddy bear. This incident will mark the fourth time the man has been arrested doing that exact same thing!
You might remember Alicia Silverstone from several things in the 90s. The things that standout are her roles in Clueless, Batman And Robin, and a few Aerosmith videos. Now in 2012 you'll remember her as a human bird.
There are many cool things your girlfriend can do for you. Mine checks my pulse when I'm passed out drunk (hooray dating a nurse) and randomly brings me food at work...among other things. However I would have to draw the line the moment animal crap starts getting thrown.
Granted there was a time in High School I could finish off a 40 piece chicken McNugget and be ready to run a marathon. Now you fast forward to today, and I can only get a half through a Big Mac before needing a nap. The latest offering from the guys at Epic Meal Time would probably put me in a coma.