Granted there was a time in High School I could finish off a 40 piece chicken McNugget and be ready to run a marathon. Now you fast forward to today, and I can only get a half through a Big Mac before needing a nap. The latest offering from the guys at Epic Meal Time would probably put me in a coma.
At first I thought I hadn't heard correctly. I was harvesting some crops in Farmville (yes, I'm that lame), and I overhead something on CNN about a new item from Taco Bell. I turned around just in time to see just what years of human evolution have brought us.