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Man Challenges Restaurant's "All You Can Eat" Buffet

T-Rav — Wed, 16 May 2012 02:33:42 +0000

As a kid the promise of an 'all you can eat buffet' meant I could stuff my face with any food I wanted, and still top it off with ice cream. As an adult I just imagine troughs of reheated food. touched by children with diseased hands, and promises of spending many minutes in the restroom later.

Fat Guy In A Little Car

T-Rav — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 04:53:26 +0000

Luxury car makers are noticing a growing trend among their customers, their waistlines. Mercedes, BMW, and Porsche are just a few of the brands that are introducing new features to their cars that will accommodate the horizontally challenged. Just last week BMW conducted tests to see the challenges overweight people have compared to everyone else, when it comes to [...]

Happy Times Are Here Again

T-Rav — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 04:25:57 +0000

So this may be my second post in a week about a certain food item at a fast food restaurant. But when you’re counting calories, fast food is all you can think about. And when it comes to this time of year, gluttony is nigh! Now you might be thinking I’m talking about the plethora [...]

The Fat Guide To Evansville

T-Rav — Wed, 18 May 2011 01:10:06 +0000

Congratulations Evansville! We did it! The fattest town in America! But we couldn’t have done it alone. So what is keeping our asses so fat? Is there a sweet deal on Hoverrounds that I’m not aware of? The town where the biggest complaint about our new stadium is the fact you might have to park [...]