The 2014 Oscars were loooong. In fact, we can't be entirely sure that they're not still going on somewhere. So, you can't be blamed if you took a pee break, got up to get some snacks and/or dozed off and missed something. It's OK, we got your back. In case you missed anything, we have a full list of all the Oscar winners, plus this quick handy wrap-up of all the other fun moments you may have miss
Perv line #1: I would bet money that this is NOT the first time she's a big banana in her face. Perv line #2: I've got a banana I'd like to put in her face. Ok, I'm done. Feel free to leave more perv lines in the comment section.