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'Scary Movie 5′ Review

Jordan Hoffman — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:37:59 +0000

My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.

Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from this debilitating problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about going 'Inception'-style into Christian Grey's S&M room and having Mike Tyson show up. Yet, if you are somehow able to ignore the lowest common denominator pop culture appearances (I hesitate to even call them jokes) there are a great number of truly amusing gags and examples of rapid fire dialogue zings. Put bluntly: when the film is freed from the shackles of its referencing mandate, there's some good, dopey humor in here. Much to my surprise, I laughed out loud a good half-dozen times.

Charlie Sheen Drops $75,000 To Help Kid With Cancer

T-Rav — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 01:39:52 +0000

Charlie Sheen made a large donation to help a young girl in need. And this wasn’t like his normal recipients who are “dancing” their way through medical school and former child stars who are in a lot of legal trouble. Sheen recently had a conversation with a police officer from Hermosa Beach, CA (and it didn’t result [...]

Winners Get Dumped Just Like You!

T-Rav — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 02:29:08 +0000

Well its sure to be a blow to the tiger blood levels, but it seems that one of the goddesses has left Charlie Sheen. You might remember from that ridiculous interview with ABC News, Sheen was living the dream with two 'goddesses'.

That's his terminology, not mine. But what do you expect from a man who, according to Wikipedia, is half man and half cocaine. Wikipedia is a reliable source, right? Who cares about labels when you're living with two adult film stars.

Charlie Sheen NOT Winning

Bobby G. — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 13:30:00 +0000

Is Charlie Sheen's 'WINNING' streak officially over? Based on reports from the first live show of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth / Defeat Is Not an Option' tour, the answer is unanimously yes.

Sheen failed to win over the crowd at Detroit's Fox Theater Saturday night, eliciting boos, hecklers and even walkouts, according to live updates from EW.com's James Hibberd, who referred to the show as an 'unmitigated disaster'.

Battle Of The Internships

T-Rav — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 01:09:18 +0000

Charlie Sheen needs an intern. You know this. You probably heard that he received over 74,000 applicants. And I gotta say, the reason you don't see T-Rav prepping his resume and sending it to that totally bitchin' rock star from Mars, is that I learned all that during my internship here at GBF.

Sheen Is Bat Sh&t Crazy!

slick — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 18:38:11 +0000

If you thought the Charlie Sheen media tour was about to die down, well, think again.

The former 'Two and a Half Men' star made a surprise appearance on last night's episode of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' (and by "surprise," we mean, "crashed an interview with business entrepreneur Mark Cuban").

Thanks to Jimmy Fallon, Charlie Sheen "Winning" is Now a Cologne

brad.bruner — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:24:14 +0000

With all the rough attention piling up, it's becoming increasingly hard to argue that Charlie Sheen is "winning."

But that doesn't make this Jimmy Fallon sketch, where the comedian incorporates crazy Sheen quotes into a spoof cologne commercial, any less hilarious. Check it out after the jump.

Autotune the Sheen

slick — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:15:07 +0000

Of course, this is the next step in the pop culture process in 2011

Winning With Charlie Sheen [VIDEO]

T-Rav — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 01:39:37 +0000

Just when we think Charlie Sheen is spiraling out of control, we actually find out he is 'Winning.' So how long until he jumps on Oprah's Couch, and marries Katie Holmes?