Steel Panther Set To Wreak Havoc on Wedding of Chad Kroeger + Avril Lavigne
Comedic hair metal heroes Steel Panther have the chops to steal the show wherever they decide to drop their equipment, but in one of the strangest pieces of news we’ve heard this year, Steel Panther have kinda been invited to wreak havoc on a celebrity wedding. That’s right, Steel Panther are threatening to perform at the wedding of Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger and pop princess Avril Lavigne.
In a piece of news that made some music fans uncomfortable all over the world, Kroeger popped the question to Lavigne in August of last year, only six months after the couple began dating. Kroeger busted out an expensive 14-carat diamond for the proposal, but this latest update on the musical duo’s wedding is simply priceless.
Having written romantic ballads such as ‘Asian Hooker,’ ‘Gold-Digging Whore’ and ‘Weenie Ride,’ Steel Panther could serenade the future Mr. and Mrs. Kroeger at the very celebration of their holy union. And it’s possible that Kroeger himself may join Steel Panther during the wedding performance, as the Nickelback frontman provided guest vocals on ‘It Won’t Suck Itself’ from Steel Panther’s 2011 album, ‘Balls Out.’
Guitarist Satchel and bassist Lexxi Foxx took to Steel Panther’s YouTube page to announce the happy news. “We’re going to a wedding!” the duo exuded. “We are going to be playing at ‘Chaz’ and Avril Lavigne’s wedding,” Satchel continued. “We’ve never been to a wedding before … obviously nobody in our band has ever gotten married, none of our parents ever got married. I don’t even know who my Dad is.”
The video message comes in response to Chad Kroeger telling Ryan Seacrest that if he had his way, Steel Panther would perform at his wedding. But it seems he’s leaving that decision up to Avril Lavigne.
In all honesty, we’ve got to tip our hats to the happy couple. Having Steel Panther perform at your wedding would be one of the most hilariously brilliant moves for a groom to pull off. Watch out brides maids! Steel Panther are community property.
Steel Panther Announce Chad Kroeger + Avril Lavigne Wedding Performance