Today’s Suicide Girl is a Pennsylvania peach with pointy ears who moonlights as a “horror burlesque dancer.”

Her name is Smurfasaur Suicide, but this super hot tatted-up 22-year-old is no Smurfette. She’s a sexy and striking babe with pink hair, and she buys her sex toys at the local hardware store. Scroll through to learn a little more about Surfasaur.

NAME: Smurfasaur Suicide

AGE: 22

LOCATION: Pennsylvania, USA

HOMETOWN: Baltimore

OCCUPATION: Piercer, horror burlesque dancer, certified klutz

BODY MODS: Pointy ears, a scar on my chest and tattoos!

FAVORITE POSITION: Get it cowgirl!

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: When I was like 12 or 13

KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

MAKES ME HAPPY: ‘ET,’ toys, raves, beaver lighters, music, My Little Pony, Care Bears, comics, Conventions, TV, getting tattooed

MAKES ME SAD: People who lack respect. sometimes I cry to ‘Degrassi’

HOBBIES: Everything, I’m a serial hobbiest/collector… no really dude, its getting scary

I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: Surfing the web, and working

BANDS: So many rave djs, Rush, Love Arcade, Rob Zombie, Nekromantix, Monster Magnet

FILMS: ‘ET,’ ‘The Karate Kid,’ ‘Back to the Future’

BOOKS: Pop Salvation, Piece of Cake, Fables, Fell

VIDEO GAMES: DDR!!!!!, Tetris, Fatal Frame, Super Mario World

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