Running On The Field At Sporting Events [Montage]
Running on to the field during a sporting event. I don't get the mindset. What inspires someone to engage in such an activity?
Perhaps the conversation prior to said event goes a little something like this:
Chad: Bro, I'm totally going to run on to the field. Cindy will totally want me after I do it.
Brad: Bra...I think she would love it. How can she not be turned on by you running around, semi-naked only to be (tackled) (tased) (both) by a bunch of overweight security dudes?
Chad: Yeah...I'm going to do it. Plus, I will have a record. Should help me get that job I applied for.
*Chad jumps on field and is out of breath and arrested in :37 seconds*
I don't condone such behavior but it sometimes has hilarious results. Plus this montage uses Bad Religion's 'A Walk'...which is always going to get pub from me.