Meet Royal, a 30-year-old SuicideGirl who says she’s into lumberjacks and that socks with holes in them make her sad.

Name: Royal

Age: 30

Location: Alaska

Into: Lumberjacks, gingers, and bears.

Not into: Meanies, the metric system and mammograms.

Makes me happy: Lovely lady lumps, humps, pumps and a bump.

Makes me sad: Chemical imbalances, laundry, and socks with holes in them

Hobbies: Loving, dancing, traveling, camping and anything outside.

Things I can’t live without: Chapstick, cell phone and the Internet.

I spend most of my free time: Stalking people on the internet, cooking, cleaning and trying to make ends meet.

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