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Ron Swanson Has Some Bacon-Hoarding Advice

About three weeks ago there was an announcement that we could be seeing a bacon shortage. That news was sure to have the dudes at Epic Meal Time and the Bacon Sundae Lady flipping out, but Ron Swanson has some advice. 

Swanson is a character on the NBC sitcom, Parks And Recreation. In the past Swanson has hidden gold bars from the “thieving” IRS and ex-wives. Now he is showing you how to hide your bacon hoard until the precious breakfast meat comes back to us.

However you may be happy to know that the National Pork board said the shortage is just hype. So don’t put the rush on your contractor to build that bacon bunker just yet. But if you need to stock up, follow Swanson’s advice.

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