Pantsless Drunk Driver Attempts to Get Away in Power Wheels Toy Truck, Fails
An Arkansas woman is facing charges of public intoxication and disorderly conduct after allegedly crashing her car into a mobile home and attempting to make a pantless escape on a child’s battery-powered toy truck.
Jamie Craft was reportedly traveling at a high rate of speed when her car rounded a corner and smashed into the mobile home.
Craft, who was wearing a white sweat shirt and who was not wearing pants or shoes, then got into the homeowner’s son’s Power Wheels truck and tried to drive it away from the scene of the crime.
She didn’t get far. After the homeowner shooed her out of the toy pickup truck, Craft cursed and staggered her way to her mother’s house, where the police found and arrested her.
After her arrest, Jamie, God bless her heart, was found to be three times the legal limit in blood alcohol content blowing an amazing .217 on the “I’m so blitzed and belligerent I might be Mel Gibson” breathalyzer test.
Along with public intoxication and disorderly conduct, Ms. Craft has been charged with refusal to submit, leaving the scene of an accident with property damage, and driving while license cancelled, suspended, or revoked.
Authorities have yet to say if Craft will also be charged with public indecency. Also no word if driving hammered without pants on dirt roads in the middle of the night is even considered indecent or uncommon in Arkansas.