Name: Not-so-little Boy Blue

Location: The Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner factory

Occupation: Factory line-man, 'Blue Man Group' hopeful and weekly attender of open auditions for the past 11 years. (One call-back, which was a clerical error).

Hobbies: Creating monochromatic environments, listening to Muddy Waters and Leadbelly, and eating blue raspberry-flavored anything. 

3 Things He Can’t Live Without: His Eiffel 65 Greatest Hits cd, Criterion Collection DVD of My Blue Heaven, and a waterproof jock strap.

Skills: Hard-squinting, blowing "blue bubbles" (we didn't ask), and making"hug art" (what he calls it when he gets blue body paint all over you).

His Motto: “Looks like i 'blue' myself prematurely."

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