Yep it happens to be Thursday, and I'm just getting around to talking about the Oscars. Which aired Sunday. That's mostly due to my never ending rebellion against any forms of authority, and I just didn't care.

But then I came across a collection of Oscar Night Tweets from Saturday Night Live Alum, Norm Macdonald, on the Comedy Central Insider blog. A couple of the best ones are below.

The Oscars are awful, plain and simple. If you had a girlfriend that made you watch the whole thing, my apologies. But let her know, she owes you a trip to a professional football game in mid-November. Punishment fits the crime.