New cologne that smells like your lame excuse!
Bad judgement comes with a price: smelling like bad judgement. But, instead of answering 20 questions about where you’ve been and who you’ve been with, you can spritz on an excuse to cover up your naughty night. Introducing Alibis Fragrance For Men in scents like “I was working late,” (that smells of “coffee, wool suits, cigarettes, and ink”), “My car broke down,” (with hints of fuel and burnt rubber), and “I was out sailing,” (which we can only assume, bottles sea-salt and fresh air, or, if you’re on the Hudson, sewage and gas scents from Jersey). For now, the product is only being sold in a South African strip club, but we can only hope Evansville is next.
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