My Personal Fail Does Not Equal Epic Fail! It Can Always Be Worse! (VIDEO)

So this morning started off per usual for me.  Got up, had coffee, watch cable news and took a shower.  Every day I bring breakfast to work and eat at my desk.  Oatmeal in a cup topped with Greek yogurt and also a cup of iced coffee.  So I'm getting ready to head out the door but, where are my keys.  Damn. I misplace my keys all them time.  I went through the clothes I wore last night, my carrying bag and then scoured the entire house for them.  Stress level = high!    Before my wife passed away, she could always find my lost keys, so I went to one place where she always seemed to find them...in the trash in the kitchen.  I looked and there they were.  In a CVS sack they had somehow landed in one I got home last night from doing some shopping.  I was relieved.  I bolted out the door, my arms full, and just after locking my front door I swung around and my keys fell into my yogurt topped oatmeal.  Great.  I headed toward my car, and without thinking, I licked my key to my car to clean it off.  They key(s) that had just been in the trash.  Awesome.  If I die of some crazy infection or poisoning, refer to this blog as to the cause!  #Dumbassme.

Below, a video of some folks having bad days, and even worse than mine.