Manko Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Manko – a 30-year-old SuicideGirl from the UK who… well, you gotta just read what she has to say for yourself.
Name: Manko Suicide
Location: United Kingdom
Occupation: Deconstructing reality.
Stats: Constantly bruised.
Body mods: Garbed in ultimate (flub)-uppery, black rotten heart covered in lipstick and gore.
Gets me hot: Legs. I’m a leg man. Like Buk.
Favorite position: Shagging in the disabled toilet on the bullet train from Osaka to Tokyo at over 200 mph!
Fantasy: I’m working on being born a handsome shinto-ist with a big (rooster) in my next life. Will sing in counter-tenor and be really good at hand-balancing, too.
Into: People who have notes written on their hand in blue biro (Ed. note – translation: ballpoint pen… frickin’ Brits)
Not into: That question “who is the girl behind the image?” It is the straightest path to my sod-off list. If I open my legs wide enough you reckon you’ll see the real Manko shining through? Well honestly darling, you can suck my (rooster).
Makes me happy: The smell of hair bleach, the sound of semi in Tokyo heat, jinxing people on my blacklist and getting mistaken for a tranny.
Makes me sad: That David Bowie ruined his fabulous Ziggy Stardust fangs in the States in the 80s.
Hobbies: Collecting tart cards.
I spend most of my free time: Dressing up, wallowing in self-obsession, excessively drinking, mocking things, making things, entertaining my alter ego, not being very nice, dreaming.
Films: Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Velvet Goldmine, Shortbus, Rocky Horror Picture Show
TV shows: Skins (UK, of course), Bored To Death, Big Bang Theory