If you don't follow me on twitter (@Chynna103GBF), you are seriously missing out. Here's some of the fun I had yesterday with this old sign from the 60s Batman tv series...

 

It all started when Wil Wheaton retweeted this..

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And then I put my 2 cents in...

 

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And it just escalated from there.

 

I kept think about all the shenanigans these old villains would get up to and thought I'd share them with you.

 

Orderly: Ms. Kyle, did you steal the silverware from the cafeteria again?
Catwoman: What? No! That's absurd! I would NEVER do such a-
Orderly: Ms. Kyle, there is a fork sticking out of your nightgown.
Catwoman: Oh? Oh! I wonder how that got there...?

 

The Riddler: Riddle me this! What goes into a tunnel enjoyable, but comes out of a tunnel deplorable?
Orderly: You pooped your pants again didn't you Mr. Nygma.
The Riddler: Yes I did.

 

Orderly: Oswald! You need to stop feeding the birds and come inside so you can take your pills, okay?
Penguin: You'll never catch me! Minions, attack!
Orderly: Mr. Cobblepot, those are pigeons...

 

Orderly: Floyd! If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Stop shooting peas down Harleen's cleavage!
Deadshot: *shoots again*
Harley Quinn: BINGO!

 

Orderly: VICTOR FRIES! Stop lowering the thermostat!!!!

 

Orderly 1: I never knew Mr. Ghul could be so passionate about gardening...
Orderly 2: I know. He keeps dying the water green and calling it his "Lazarus Pit" as he waters the plants...But if it keeps him out of trouble he can call it whatever the hell he wants.

 

Orderly: Ms. Quinn! What happened!!!??
Harley Quinn: I did a cartwheel!
Orderly: Ms. Quinn, you're lying at the bottom of the stairwell...
Harley Quinn: I did a cartwheel!
Orderly: ...You did a cartwheel...down a flight of stairs...?
Harley Quinn: ...It wasn't planned...

 

Orderly: Mr. Crane, you need to stop hiding and jumping out of places to scare people. Many people here have heart conditions and weak bladders. It's not nice, and detrimental to their health.
Scarecrow: So, putting their lives at risk...scares you??
Orderly:  Mr. Crane. No. Stop it.

 

Orderly: Pamela, it's not nice to poison the new orderlies. Especially on their first day...
Poison Ivy: He forgot to clean my bed pan.

 

What do you think these old villains would get up to in a place like this? Leave your thoughts in the comments!

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